The Rubber Banana Game

This game is pretty fun! The first person has to hand someone a rubber banana with a reason for giving it away. Then another person accepts the banana but then they think of a reason why they don't need it, and then they give it back with a reason to give it away. Okay that didn't make much sense but hopefully you will understand it. So I'll start.

Here, I brought you a rubber banana...I thought you might like to use it as a phone.

thanks, but i have no ears so i cant use it...

*gives u a banana*
here is a banana to use as a pen!

Thanks, but my arms are tied behind my back so I can't write.

*Hands you a rubber banana*
Here, I thought you might like to sing into this

thanks, but i prefer dancing

*Hands you a rubber banana*
here i thought u might need a rubber banana to pick ur nose with!

Thanks, but I don't think my nostrils are that big

*Hands you a rubber banana*
Here, i thought you might like to eat this

thanks, but eat only gingerbread

*Hands you a rubber banana*
here, u wanna use this to talk with?

Thanks, but I don't want to waste my breath on you

*Hands you a rubber banana*
Here, I thought you might want to curl your hair with this

thanks, but i am bald

*Hands you a rubber banana*
here, i thought u might need this to wear.

Thanks but I'm not that skinny

*Hands you a rubber banana*
Here, I thought you might like to brush your teeth with this

thanks, but i only brush my teeth with oranges...

*Hands you a rubber banana*
here, i thought u might like to light a fire with this

Thanks but I'm not a rebel like you so I don't light fires

*Hands you a rubber banana*
Here, I thought you might like to pretend this is a gun and shoot somebody

haha...
thanks, but the police is watching every step i take..

*Hands you a rubber banana*
here, i thought u might like to catch a spider with this

Thanks but i dont really need a rubber banana.

*Hands you a rubber banana*

ok... so i'll just take it back then..

*Hands you a rubber banana*
here, i thought u might want to listen to this.

Thanks, but it doesn't make any noise.

*Hands you a rubber banana*
Here, I thought you might want to play tennis with this

thanks, but i dont have a tennisball...

*Hands you a rubber banana*
here, i thought u might need to dance around this..

Thanks, but it's a bit too short

*Hands you a rubber banana*
Here, I thought you might like this as an early/late christmas present

thanks, but i dont celebrate xmas..

*Hands you a rubber banana*
here, i thought u might like to use this as a boyfriend.. hahhaha

haha...thanks but i already ahev a boyfriend
*hand you the rubber banana*
here i thought u might want to hit somebody with it

thanks, but im a nice person...

*Hands you a rubber banana*
here, i thought u might need this to smell better!

thanks but i smell like flowers
*hands you a rubber banana*
you might need this to feed your dog

Thanks but my dog doesnt eat rubber bananas

*Hands you a rubber banana*

Thought You might need this to Play Jump rope

Sorry but I cant jump

*Hands over rubbe banana*

Thought u might need this for a car tire

thanks, but my car has no wheels....

*Hands you a rubber banana*

thought you might need this to massage your feet with.

Thanks, but I can't reach my feet

*Hands you a rubber banana*

Here, I thought you might like to brush your teeth with this.