Joke Thread

Ok Guys,

I though since no one comes onto this forum anymore, ill just sit here and make Paris and Nicole jokes. For , like , eternity.
So I better make a start ,..

"Nicoles so fat, that when she had a baby, they thought she had 2".

"Paris has so many puppies, that she recently lost count."

"Paris and Brittany were late arriving to this years Sundance festival. Apparently they caught the wrong plane, and no one realized until a small group of Pygmie Ethiopians were spotted singing stars are blind."

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omg?

I hope my jokes didnt offend anyone, I wasnt having a very good day, it was kinda like lifes pressures built up in me, and i felt like a little sponge, just saturated with stress. Then i thought of a joke, and it made me smile.

Anyway, wheres Paris ?

( Goo wonders if the richiehilton has advanced technology that allows embedded youtube videos,.... )

I made a comedy message on myspace for paris, its funny, check it out,..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3RVv9gKy0M